Holly and Berry head to Westminster for a Dog's Dinner

Berry and Holly have just booked their train tickets to London. They heard on the news last night that Parliament has made a dog's dinner of something and immediately both their ears and stomachs pricked up. If anyone is serving a dog's dinner then these two want to be there first to lap it up.

Berry has visions of upturned food bins and Holly of roasted Pheasant in a casserole dish on the AGA. Unfortunately, it turns out the dog's dinner in question is Brexit. The bloody humans have been trying to work out how to part ways with a body called the EU. Have they never heard of a bucket of cold water...

Back to more serious things, what does Brexit mean for you and your pets, especially your dog? Well, Parisian Poodle might be off the market for a while until they agree on the pet passport thing. Running with Romanian Rottweillers might also be off the menu for a while too.

Personally, we think the whole thing could be much better organised by a couple of dogs over a bowl of dried meat. Watching Jeremy Corbyn, you'd think he was trying to mark his territory on every lampost in town...!

Woof Woof x